pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

grandxeur:

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Spent literally all the school day sat by myself transcribing Cuddy’s scenes

I’m so tired so my English project better be A-grade

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Spent literally all the school day sat by myself transcribing Cuddy’s scenes

I’m so tired so my English project better be A-grade

American Horror Story: Freak Show New Extended Promo [HD)
American Horror Story: Freak Show New Extended Promo [HD)

all-aboard-the-misery-machine:

"DONT CALL US FREAKS!"